Part 18
Turns out the mushroom just serves as an alarm and has no actual means
of attack other than it's piercing shriek and peculiar thrusting, up
and down and up and down
Instead of hiding secrets in bricks, whoever built these here mines
uses buttons camouflaged as stones to hide their wares. One dead
barrell later and I'm ready to begin unravelling the mystery of the
barrell button
The plot thickens: the mystery button revealed an inlet with a sharga
inside already in the latter stages of surrender. The Sherlock Holmes
in me leads me to believe there may be even more to uncover.
Eureka, another button! What wonder of wonders will this button reveal? More hidden territories packed with loot and riches?
Arrow holes. That's significantly less exciting. Could be worse I
suppose, though I can't imagine how. It's starting to seem like this
level won't have anything unique at all
And the BAM! Ettin! The unkillable terror, a monster beyond
comprehension, a creature as terrifying as it is overly stuffed with
heads (it has two you see). Lucky for us we caught this gigante
sleeping. But how to get to the shit on the otherside of the room
without waking him? I already have a rune of quietness, but no means of
casting it. This sexy adventure will have to wait until later
But the only other way I can travel is blocked and the only way I can
remove it is with this giant hammeraxe but I already have two items in
my hand. This puzzle is truly one for the ages
Fast-forward thirty minutes and I've deduced a way to place my current
weapons back into the scroll and instead use the two handed
battlehammer to break these rocks like Hogs McElizabethMolester broke
Elizabeth's spirit
Check this shit out sirs, now the rocks are gone and walking through has become relatively easy!
Beyond the rockpile we encounter a fungal growth that squarbles and
shoots disgusting fleshy orbs randomly into the air. They rate just
above the mushrooms in terms of difficulty. This one in particular is
guarding a pretty sweet item
Petrified fecal material, probably left by your average human male or
above average sharga female. Either way I can't see it not coming in
handy somewhere down the line if for no other reason than I can throw
it at Wakooha
Farley and I got so deeply into the crap related discovery we
accidentally fell into this hole with absolutely no way out. Nothing
left to do but play the waiting game and maybe attempt to repopulate
the human-dwarfen race. Which doesn't seem to exist yet...so I guess
we're pioneers, in a way
In the meantime why don't I cant my head upwards and look back through the hole we just fell in
No visible ladders or other means of escape. Oh well, at least things can't get any worse
Great Thera's bleeding vagina of justice, the Ettin!